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One day baby, we’ll be old
Oh baby, we’ll be old
And think of all the stories that we could have toldreal Love e

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Mom and daughter

A. Mom, may i go to swim in the river?
B. No,you should not.
A. Why mom?
B. There is heavy flood in the river. Many crocodiles are there. You can't swim and it is dangerous
one, So i won't permit you.
A.Ok mom, but daddy gone there for swimming.
B. Mind your work, he is insured.
Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

When I have a bad mood I sing happy songs :)

Ich glaube, wenn dir das Leben Zitronen beschert, dann solltest du Limonade machen und jemanden finden, dem das Leben Wodka beschert hat, um zusammen eine Party feiern zu können.Ron White